RV for Dummies. Act 2, Scenes 5 and 6, Act 3, Scenes 1 and 2

“act 2, scene 5”

Robert Janeck

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FAde In:

Olive’s new career

The basement of the warehouse.  Olive is in chains on the wall.  She is looking really hung over, and is seated in a folding chair.

olive

Water. Do you give your prisoners water, or let them die?

Mexican 1

Sure, you drank enough last night, you are probably a little dry in the pipes this morning.

He takes a bottle of water from a cooler, opens it, and holds it out to Olive.  She cannot take it because the chains wouldn’t let her get her hands to her mouth. 

Olive

Please?

 

Mexican 1 puts the water to her lips, lets her drink, and then takes the bottle away from her lips, letting the water fall onto her shirt.  The cold water makes her gasp, and the shirt, now totally wet, clings to her form.  The Mexican gasps.

Mexican one

Damn woman, the titty fairy gave you a double dose of happy hills.

olive  

Fuck you.  They’re off limits to you and those jerks you play with.

 

The bottle is thrown so it hits a foot from her head, and splits, leaving her with wet hair and a wet face.  The Mexican takes a step forward, and lets his hands wander.

 

Norms Garage, about a half hour after the phone call.

Anna

What are they doing with the kidnapped women?

Norm

Mostly, they are turned into sex slaves, or in some cases, after they aren’t too cute anymore, breeders.  They ship them out of the country to Mexico, Indonesia, India, China, and a couple of dozen other countrys that you can’t find travel guides for in the book store, because nobody wants to go there.

bob

They generally don’t last long in that line of work.  They have a fresh supply, so when the girls get a little rough, they move them along to cheaper customers, and then at the end, well, use your imagination.

Sarge

So, where do you think they keep them, you know, until they ship them out, and how do they ship them out.)

Rebecca

Army intel thought that they were shipping arms, and we watched them the drones, but because they were shipping women, not guns, we had to pass the intel on up the chain of command, and not save the day with army troops.  That particular group was busted, but, like drug smuggling, there is always someone ready to pick up the work.

Bob

When they ship them out, they get an air freight cargo container, drug the girls, and put them in steamer trunk sized boxes, marked “Agricultural Tools”

Gunny

So, what are we going to do?

Bob

Wait, we notified the authorities. And they need to do their work.

 

FAde Out:

 

Norms Kitchen.

FAde In:

 

Anna and Rebecca are in Norms kitchen,

 

Anna

I heard you call the cops.  How the hell did you know what you told them.

Rebecca

Bob and I were out riding the bike, and saw something strange in a grocery store downtown, in one of the upstairs windows. And we parked the bike, and checked it out. We only broke one small lock, and went in and saw a dungeon in the basement.  It looks like a place that would work for kidnappers.

Anna

What do you mean, a dungeon, like a place to torture people,  maybe it was a set for the porno trade. 

Rebecca

Yup, except that there were no props, there was no electrical stuff for the lights, there was no table, and there were no other things that screamed “Movies made here”, infact, it looked like a real dungeon, because the stuff was real, and put where the stuff is in real dungeons, like we had in the war.

 

 

anna

Back in Russia, in Moscow, I had a boyfriend, he was much older, and he took me to the Lubyanka, and showed me the rooms they used for interrogation.  His idea of fun was to put me in chains, and….

Rebecca

Yup.  Seems to be a universal thing with guys.  Pretty girls, in chains.  Wonder why they don’t like the reverse?

Anna

What, pretty boys in chains?  Probably because most guys don’t like boys!

Rebecca

Girl, you reinforce the stereotypes about blonds.  Good for you.  Say, do you know the number for 911.

Anna

No, but I bet Gunny does!

Outside, at the garage

Anna

Hey gunny…

rebecca

Never mind.

 

 

Norm

Nice girls.  They seem to get along.

Gunny

Why don’t we just bust in there and shoot them all up.

Bob

Because they are making lunch, they have knives, and they didn’t do anything.

Gunny

Oh, you dumb fuck, the place downtown.

Norm

The cops have better numbers, bigger guns, and if they don’t kill everybody, they know what to do with em.

Gunny

I suppose.  I’ll give the cops until after lunch.

FAde In:

Kitchen

Girls are putting cold beers in a bucket, it is full to overflowing, and a plate of sandwiches, and a bag of Cheetos.

Anna

I have the Cheetos, their hands get orange, then when you let them grab you, you look like the Speaker of the House, with an orange tan.

Rebecca

And what is the problem with that, I mean, letting the jerks grab you?  Could be fun, plus, you have orange hands, were could they roam?

Bob

Hows lunch?

Rebecca

Delicious.  Did you want any?

Bob

Sure, maybe after we eat.

Garage.  Table and benches, eating and drinking.

Bob

Police have had enough time.  We can check the news and see if anything happened this morning.

Norm

TV says nothing about the raid.

Gunny

Let’s go shoot then up.

bob

Not yet.

(Looks at Rebecca, and says, let’s get the pickles norm has in the basement.)

rebecca

K

They go into the house, and downstairs, into the basement. The pantry is not under the steps but in a corner.  There is a door under the top of the steps, with solid walls, indicating either a closet, or another set of steps to a sub basement.

bob

Come here, lets travel.

Rebecca

Warehouse?

Bob

Yup.

Rebecca sits on Bob’s lap, on the couch, facing him, their hands locked together.  They remote view to the warehouse, and see the dungeon is empty.  Just then, the doors are kicked open, and the SWAT team blows in,  After a search, you hear “Clear” and from first floor, second and then third, “Clear”, “Clear”, and “Clear”.

FAde Out:

“act 2. Scene 6”

By

Robert Janeck

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FAde In:

How did she do that?

Olive and two other young women are in a cargo container, not one of the big ones, like on a ship, but a smaller one, about the size of a kitchen table

olive

Just stay quiet, your whining keeps me from concentrating of how to get out of here.

Girl one

Wimpering.  Where are we going, why are we here, what are they going to do to us, why……      

 

Girl two

They’re going to make us whores, you bitch, but you probably won’t know the difference.  You give it away for nothing to the guys at the bar, so what is the difference if you’re are selling it, and someone else gets the money.   

olive (tensely)

Hush!!!!!

girl one

I want my boyfriend, now.

Back at Norms.  Nobody is drinking beer. All gathered out at the garage, at the picnic table.

Rebecca (eyes get really big)

Shithead, come hear!  (Gets up, heads into the house.)  (Bob gets up and follows.)  They head into the back office room, where she takes both of his hands, and they both close their eyes.

Bob

I saw her, in that cargo box, with those two chicks.

rebecca

Their women, schmuck.  Did you see when I pulled up and get the location.

bob

Yup, that is the old airport, out by Mendocino, I took flying lessons there a few years ago.

(They both run out of the house and go up to Norm.  Rebecca whispers into his ear)

Rebecca

They are at the old naval base in Mendocino in a shipping box.  They are probably on their way out of the country.

Norm

Time to beat feet.

Norm, bob, and Rebecca all head to their vehicles.  The Mustang, the bike both fire up.  Norm heads to a 1969 Chevrolet panel truck, like a Suburban, but with solid sides.  When it fires up, the late model Corvette motor shakes windows as he leaves four black streaks on the pavement as the 4-wheel drive grips.  He is caught up to the other two in seconds.  Norm takes the lead, and when they come up to a stop light, he hits a switch on the overhead console, which goes to a strobe light on the top which makes the lights turn from red to green at the intersections.  In a short while they are at the old navel base and soon are behind an old hanger.  They look around and see an elderly DC-3, but with state of the art turboprops from a Wisconsin firm that updates the old codgers.  There is a flatbed truck pulling away from the plane, and one of the engines starts.

 

Norm

One surefire way to keep a plane from escaping is to keep it from taking off.  And the only way to do that is to stop it from moving.

 

Norm is taking a folded AR-7 Charter Arms 22 caliber rifle from a small pack.  In seconds, he extracts the barrel from the stock, screws it onto the receiver, and puts a magazine in the gun, working the handle, the first shell is in the barrel, elapsed time, about 10 seconds. 

Bob

Engine or Tires.

The DC-3 starts the second engine.

Norm

Tires.  Those old radials are pretty tough, and I don’t think a 22 will cut the cylinder walls, but the tires are rubber,  I am going to empty the magazine into one tire.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.  Norm takes the magazine out, and puts another in.  The warehouse on the other side of the now listing DC-3 starts to empty of men with guns.  Bob takes out a small automatic, and emptys it, with two guys dropping,  Norm has 7 small bullets, and empties those, dropping two more.

Bob

You got any more lead?

Norm

No, but I have the knife.

Rebecca

Leave it to you to bring a knife to a gun fight.

 

Rebecca has a tiny, 1 7/8 barrel revolver, fitted with a laser sight.  Nobody can figure out where she had it hidden, but it was in a custom vault on the bike, and she had retrieved it when she got off the bike, at the airport.

 

Rebecca

Duck and cover, boys!

Green dots show on the first charging bad guys chest,  the gun fires, and the guy drops, the other looks at him, keeps running, then the green dot appears, and he drops.  Shot dead.

Rebecca

More on the plane.

They go to the plane, the pilot comes out with his hands high, and states that it was only him on the plane, and one box. Rebecca signs to him to lay down with his hands on his head, and he does so.

norm

You two, watch the 360, I’ll go see what is from Christmas.

bob

Copy

Olive

Normie Poo, you saved me.  I am yours forever.

Norm

Who are your friends.

Olive

Slave girls, like me.  You can take your pick, or free them.  Doesn’t matter to me.

Girl 2

Bitch,  you just wish I was your slave girl.

Slave girl 1

Does anybody have some gum?

[Scene description]

 FAde Out:

 

FAde In:

Norms Garage,  Norm, Rebecca, Gunny, Anna, Bob, Olive, and Slave girl 1 are there,  Slave girl 2 got bored and left.

Beers are out.

Olive

Cops didn’t care about all the dead stuff back at the airport?

Rebecca

Nah, they got an airplane with a flat tire out of it, 5 john does that nobody cares about, and they found something in the warehouse that they shut up really tight about.  Plus, there was an attache case that came out of the warehouse and was quietly put into the trunk of one of the detective sedans.  Written up as bad guy vs bad guy.  Short story.

Slave girl 2

Does anybody have any gum?

Olive

Shut up.  How did you guys find me.  I was thinking of you guys, and I could kind of see you here at the garage, then an hour later, you are there?

bob

We talked to the guys on the mother ship and they told us.

All smile and laugh.  Norm a little louder than the others.

Bob

This area is our back yard.  It was clear that you were kidnapped, and you wouldn’t be worth anything in the US, so, you had to leave.  We checked out a couple of places, and there you were.

Anna

You boys are so smart. (smiles)

Rebecca

Not smart enough to bring enough ammunition to a gun fight, just knives.

Slave girl 2

Are we going to eat, of just drink beer all day.

(Every one answers)

everyone

Yes.

Norm

Come on slavegirl, I’ll find you something to snack on.

They head into the kitchen, where she makes some girl noises.

 

Olive

What is that girl doing to my Normie poo?

Sarge

What you would be doing, if you had any brains.

Sounds of pans hitting the floor.

Olive

Hey, you better not be doing what I want to be doing to my neighbor.

Slave girl 2

Showing appreciation?

Slave girl 2

Oh Norm, it’s so big!

Norm and Slave girl 2 come out with a really big bag of Doritoes, and a really big jar of Salsa.

Norm

Oh shit.

Anna

Does anybody have a TAB

bob

Not since about 1968

Rebecca

Bob, we have some work to do.  Clean up work.

(She is shaking her head, indicating that they have to leave.)

Bob

K

Olive

Norm, my shoulders are a little stiff, could you rub them?

Slave girl 2

Oh, I can.

olive

Wonderful.

                                             Fade out.

“Act 3, Scene 1”

By

Robert Janeck

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FAde In:

Bob’s Living room, Bob and Rebecca

Bob and Rebecca burst in.  She goes to the fridge, and gets out two diet sodas, flipping one to Bob

bob

What’s this?

Rebecca

It’s a non alcoholic beverage, like near beer, or NA, but it doesn’t claim to be anything you might want to drink.  Its wet and cold.

bob

Like beer, but with very little to recommend it?

Rebecca

Yup, and they say that Einstein is dead.

kitchen

Rebecca

The only way I found Olive is she reached out to us.  She is a remote viewer.  I caught her thread, and was able to see where she was.  Do we want to bring her into the herd, or should be hope that she is not strong enough to develop. 

Bob

I’ve known her for about 10 years.  Gunny bought the house after he got a permanent billet at the base.  She was about 14, and she has always had a thing for Norm.

Rebecca

Poor kid.  I think there is a 12 step program for that, although, with Norm, 13 or 14 might be appropriate.

Bob

She got a four year degree in bio chem, and the grad school was in stem cell research with a concentration in using stem cells for enhanced bone healing.  Half the time when she is talking about her work, school, or lab, I haven’t got the faintest idea what she is talking about.  She listens, she learns, she synthesizes information, and she is easy on the eyes.  Oh, Gunny took her to the range at an early age, she shoots at a level to Marksman in the Marine corp.  Scary, kind of. 

(Back to the living room)

Rebecca

Rub my feet, bubbie, I was on them today.

Bob

Only doing it because I know where it will lead.

Rebecca

And you know where it will lead if you don’t

bob

Let’s try holding hands when your feet are good.  Does it work if I am holding your feet?

 

 

FAde Out:

“act 3, Scene 2”

By

Robert Janeck

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FAde In:

More Coupling

Bobs big bed.  Bob and Rebecca are lying on their backs, eyes closed, hands being held.  They are motionless for a few moments, then start to move.

bob

Ok, I got that the casino thing doesn’t work for me, but the tracking down level one does seem to work.  I was able to track down Olive’s line to see her in her room.

Rebecca

You perv.  She was wearing those boy shorts and the wife beater shirt.  Don’t you dare go back there just to watch.

Bob

Hey, she sent out the fiber, I just caught it.  But, when I Rv’ed you, you followed my fiber back to me.  Just now, she wasn’t looking at you or me, just someone else, does she broadcast that she if Rving, and we catch it or…

Rebecca

I don’t know.  Nothing is in a book, or a manual, or on the internet, at least nothing you can trust.

Bob

How is your training for a four doing.

 

Rebecca

It’s a three, Einstein, and I have been dodging bullets with you and Norm, I have an appointment with my dojo tonight.  Let you know in the morn.  Breakfast?  Hmmm. Pancakes.  Real maple syrup.  Tasty.  You buying? 

bob

What, the slots cold?

Rebecca

Ever the gentleman.

bob

Ok, I’ll buy.

(Phone rings.)

bob

Hi Olive.

Olive

I think I know where Mr. Big is, the ringleader of the white slavers.  I kind of saw where he is in the office building across the street from the bus depot.  Do you know what we can do?

Rebecca

I can think about a few things.

Bob

We have some ideas.  We will let you know, but you have to stay away, there may be collateral damage.  Stay way far away.  They may recognize you.  Stay at home.  Talk soon, say hi to Norm. 

FAde Out:

 

FAde In:

Detective office

Police department, detective office,  three detectives are talking.

Detective one

So what do you make of the mess at the old naval base.  Dead guys, plane with a flat, pilot who just says he was hired to fly the play with cargo to Tijuanna, and he checks clean.

Detective 2.

The van at the airport checks out as the one that was at that warehouse with the white slavery story.  The one with the dungeon, and carry out containers from that day in the trash

Detective 3

Got to be a link.  Do you think that someone found out that their little girl was kidnapped and on her way to slavery?

Detective 2

Probably,  I wouldn’t have left the pilot if my daughter was in a box on board.

Detective 1

Any luck on tracing the call that lit up the warehouse?

 

Detective 2.

Nope.  Clean.  Burner phone, bought with cash at a place with no cameras.  Super clean, impossible to trace.

Receptioist

Phone for head detective.

Detective 1

Got it.

Olive

The white slavers are on third floor. The Whitely Building, they are ready to get more stock.  Stop em.

 

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